This one for the X-Files. I have been helping a client migrate his web server from one VPS to another because he needed more disk space. His previous VPS is based on Xen, and the migration is to a KVM-based VPS. Everything was smooth-going at first. I installed Debian 7 x64, all the usual packages: nginx, php, mariadb etc. Easy. Configured and tested the setup. Easy. Then I migrated his database and web server over and asked him to do some business-side testing. That was when we hit an unusual snag. His PayPal IPN wouldn't work. At first, I traced the logs, thinking it was some kind of PHP code incompatibility. Nothing. The code will break at this point: $fp = fsockopen('ssl://www.paypal.com', 443, $eno, $estr, 30); and never return. I was stumped. So I wrote a simple test program that retrieves the HTTP and the HTTPS version of google.com . Lo and behold, the HTTPS fetch breaks right at that point with: Illegal instruction I looked up what that mea